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06/23/2014 at 23:51 • Filed to: BMW M4

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The official launch of the M4 was in Welt today. And it looks like the "official end" of the first customer M4 was shortly thereafter.

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Hat Tip to YSI for the crash pic.

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Battery Tender Unnecessary
06/23/2014 at 23:53

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I wonder which of the like 6 white ones it was.

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Also, I wonder if the orange one is our new resident M4 owner's car?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Battery Tender Unnecessary
06/23/2014 at 23:53

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A moment of silence for this fine automobile.

Also, proof that the ability to buy a performance vehicle does not give one the ability to drive a performance vehicle.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Battery Tender Unnecessary
06/23/2014 at 23:57

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Hat tip to facebook for picture!


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/24/2014 at 00:00

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In this photo, all the owners look so happy and the M4s are in FULL RAGE


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
06/24/2014 at 00:03

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I'd be one happy motherfucker too if I was in Germany, and the BMW Welt, picking MY fucking M4.

The M4s are full of rage because electric steering and turbocharged engines.


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
06/24/2014 at 00:15

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technically its the BMW Welt in Munich, Germany.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/24/2014 at 01:00

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I count 9 white cars


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Battery Tender Unnecessary
06/24/2014 at 01:19

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Dummkopf.


Kinja'd!!! leicester > Battery Tender Unnecessary
06/24/2014 at 02:01

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The air bags work...


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Battery Tender Unnecessary
06/24/2014 at 03:40

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/24/2014 at 10:10

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Oh, and sound symposers. But yeah, I would also be hopping of happiness.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
06/24/2014 at 10:11

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There HAS to be a way to turn off the speak engine noises.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/24/2014 at 10:13

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It probably will sound like a vacuum cleaner.

If I got a new BMW it would be without a doubt the M235i with all the ///M Badges deleted. OR the M6 Grand Coupe Stick.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
06/24/2014 at 10:16

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I'm gonna call that not bad.

A 228i or 320i or X1 sDrive28i would be my Bimmer of choice.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/24/2014 at 10:20

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Sounds a lot like the Eagle Speedster Jeremy Clarckson Reviewed in the last seasons.

A 320i IS tempting I must say. But then again, an X6M is as well.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
06/24/2014 at 10:22

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The X6M is the only acceptable application for the X6.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/24/2014 at 10:25

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Wierdly, it is the one that makes the most sense!


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/24/2014 at 15:08

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It was clearly one of the two dudebro's standing behind the left taillight of the orange one. My money is on the douchenozzle with his hat on backwards and angled.

/stereotyping

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